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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Bob "Lounge Lizard" Hope, speaking to you from the great beyond..."

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Rob Patterson's avatar

Thanks for the hearty chuckle!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

He would have found a real gold mine of material in Mr. Trump...

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Kozmo's avatar

Anything this unbelievable must be TRUE!

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john andrews's avatar

You got them all right. Except I believe it's Lauren Beelzebert

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

I have now and have had pet lizards.

They make great pets. They stand around, look fierce, and eat worms, bugs, and lettuce, depending on the species.

The best lizard we ever had was Horny the Jackson's Chameleon. He was various shades of green, had v-shaped feet for holding onto trees, three horns on his nose like a Triceratops, monitor eyes, rolled up his tail, had a tough expression, and an extendable tongue to zap flies.

My mother put him on the macrame belt she made, on summer days, and he happily sat there, zapping flies. She would forget he was there, and she would tell dinner guests about the macrame belt. They'd go over to look at it and come face-to-face with Horny and his monitor eyes and three horns, and go "YAAAAAAAHHHH!" Mom would put the lizard away.

He was great.

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